Burlap sack

A burlap sack was, according to Brad, the least popular item in the MQ Onine Store, and a perfect metaphor for David's place in the eyes of women. He claimed it was neither flashy nor fun — but something necessary to those who bought it. He went on to note that it was "useful" and "reliable" — qualities that were all some women desired.

When David began to suspect that this description might be something to cheer him up, Brad quickly disabused him of the notion that it was some kind of pep talk.