Loot box

A loot box was an object commonly found in video games which Brad once used to conceptualise David's dating abilities to Jo. He said that, like a loot box, David was simply offering a "tempting exterior" to make women want to collect him. But when they opened the box, they'd find that it — or, rather, David — was just filled with junk. But the woman, not wanting to admit that she'd been duped, would then try to convince herself that there was some value in David's worthless interior.

Brad would later go on to recant this position about David. He said Brittlesbee couldn't be a loot box because a loot box was non-returnable. And in fact David was obviously returnable.

Thus, Baskshi contended, David was in fact a burlap sack.