Divorcée Dance Party

 was a dating app that Brad had coders at Mythic Quest Studios spin up in seemingly one day. Although he presented it as something he was doing to help David find women, in truth he was likely scheming to add it to MQ's greater revenue stream. He told David that he intended to test it in Japan, since no one cared about that market, before bringing it back to a market closer to home.

The test of it involved hiding live respondents behind a wall on the other side of the computer David was using it. They would provide responses to David's dialogue. Unbeknownst to him, the people playing women in the app were employees of MQ, not all of whom were actually women.

Once the secret was revealed, Sue informed David that she was not interested in being "a vessel for his seed", and Carol claimed she hated David and was in no way physically attracted to him. Furthermore, Carol was incensed that she had been trapped by the beta test, since she believed it was supposed to be software for her HR department. She was livid that Brad had waylaid so much of the staff on the task of trying to find David a date.

The lone man on the "all woman" panel of respondents, Paul, advised his female colleagues that "he wouldn't let David in his knickers for a million quid".